Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++

Whoa!
A month without a new post!
How did that happen?

My new job punched me in the face, full force, so hard that it took me a month to get up and get my sh*t together. No, I don't work for the UFC as an MMA fighter. I'm just a proper Japanese salarywoman now. With work meetings that last into eternity, and nomikais to attend, and urgent paperwork to take care of, and weekend work, just because. That sort of stuff.

What keeps me going is payday (that's the reason I took this job in the first place) and one of my co-workers, who looks like a Japanese version of Robert Downey Jr.

Anyway, what was I going to talk about today? I forgot already.



That should tell you everything you need to know about this sad mess that is Dior's first attempt at a cushion foundation. That I am more excited to tell you about the guy I work with than this cushion. The guy is hot, this cushion is not.

If someone had told me this two months ago when I first bought this cushion, I would have died laughing. But here I am, two months later, ready to finally admit the truth.




This Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++  is as far from perfect as you can get without leaving our solar system.
There is no other way to put it - this Diorsnow Bloom Perfect long name cushion sucks.
And it sucks big time.

Actually, it shouldn't surprise me. Dior does everything on a grand scale. So no wonder that if they do something that sucks, it's sucking on a grand scale, too.



I love Dior. I have always loved Dior. I have loved Dior even when the products I bought were not working for me. Because Dior, you know? Just the name alone makes me feel important and fancy.
I live and die by Dior mascaras and Dior fragrances.
When Diorsnow first appeared on the market (yes, I am that old), my panties nearly melted off from sheer excitement.

When last year the news came out that Dior was working with Amore Pacific* to create a cushion foundation, it was as if a heavenly cherub choir was singing. I mean, Amore Pacific. Cushion. Dior. Impossible to f*ck it up, right? Right? RIGHT???

* Amore Pacific is a South Korean cosmetics giant, the home of such brands as Laneige and Iope among many others, that basically created the cushion foundation as we know it. 



And then the cushion landed.
And everything has changed.

My world will never be the same.

So let's get this train wreck started, shall we?

First, the name.

Really? Are you freakin' kidding me?
Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ ???

Who the f*ck thought of this ridiculous name? Did they have a company-wide contest for the longest and most incomprehensible name and the janitor, who didn't speak any English, submitted the winning entry?



Second, the price.

Really? Are you freakin' kidding me?

Yes, I know that this Diorsnow long name cushion is sold with a refill, the way Asian cushions are, but seriously, 8500 yen plus tax?



What is this cushion made of? Unicorn farts and pixie dust?
Probably I'd bitch less about the price if this was a decent cushion, but alas, it is not.

Luckily, I didn't completely lose my mind because Dior and only bought a refill.



And luckily, because it was developed with Amore Pacific, it actually fits into Amore Pacific cushion compacts.



Third, the performance.

Really? Are you freakin' kidding me?

Really, if I am going to spend that much money on a luxury cosmetic, I expect it to be, you know, luxury and stuff.
What I don't expect it to do is to oxidize within 30 seconds of being applied.
And I don't expect it to totally rub off and disappear within 3 hours of being applied.



This cushion was released in Japan the same day that the Shu Uemura cushion hit the stores and, of course, I was at the Dior counter that afternoon ready to shop.



I'm glad they added that by Dior disclaimer, but I'm sure there will still be naive souls out there reading it and believing that it was Dior who came up with the first cushion ever.


I asked the sales assistant for the lightest shade, 005, and she dutifully swiped some on my hand. And we both stared in utter horror.
She looked at the cushion label, she looked at printed color table, and thinking the cushion was mislabeled, actually went to open a new one.
She swatched it on my arm again, and the same thing happened. The swatch turned into a dark mess within 30 seconds.
Her exact words were "I don't know why it's so dark, but it's too dark for you. I can't sell this cushion to you. The color looks nothing like the swatch table. I'm so sorry."

This cushion comes in 3 shades: 005, 010 and 020 - dark, darker and the darkest.



005 was supposed to be the lightest, developed with fair-skinned Japanese women in mind. I am not Japanese, but there is plenty of Japanese base makeup I can wear. Because it's light enough for me. And because it doesn't oxidize immediately upon application.



A week later, at a different Dior counter, the sales staff was much better prepared. They clearly knew that this shit oxidizes like crazy and were instructed on how to apply it.
I was sat in front of the mirror and flat out told that the color is supposed to be that dark. Because, guess what? It's supposed to be applied onto a pasty white primer base to look good.



Having said that, the sales lady grabbed not one, but TWO bottles of different white primers and went to work. When she turned me into a white faced geisha, she then applied a layer of cushion on top of it all.

She also clearly knew that this cushion has a lasting power of zero, because she then proceeded to use copious amounts of powder to set it all into place. She didn't stop until she turned me into a noh mask. And despite her best efforts the foundation still managed to darken. She pretended it was supposed to look like that. As if having a face several shades darker than the neck is a new fashion trend, or something.



When I was leaving the counter, I overheard another customer, a middle aged Japanese woman, complaining that "Why is this foundation so dark? Is this the lightest color?"

That somehow leads me to believe that Dior's mindset is still stuck in the colonial times, when them Asian savages were considered yellow faced beasts.
Asian brands somehow manage to make a variety of shades to suit a variety of lighter skin tones (darker skin tones, that's unfortunately, another story), both Asian and non-Asian. And a western brand apparently took the reference to "yellow race" quite literally.

What the fuck Dior?

Swatch of Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ in shade 005:



Anyway, is there anything I like about this cushion?
Apart from the fact that it looks like a Korean cushion and fits into Amore Pacific cushion compacts, no, not really.



Fourth, the ingredients. 

Really? Are you freakin' kidding me?

Its magical brightening powers are supposed to come from its star ingredient - edelweiss a.k.a. Leontopodium alpinum.



But when you look at the ingredient list, you will see that Leontopodium alpinum extract is the 36th ingredient out of 48 ingredients total. Ahead of this magical extract we have "parfum" and nearly all other fragrance ingredients in the formulation. Which makes it clear that the poor edelweiss is there in trace amounts, only for marketing purposes.



Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ ingredients:


So there you have it.
What should have been tears of joy that we finally get a decent cushion from a western brand, turned into the weeping hour over my own stupidity for buying this nonsense.

At least the puff looks familiar, wouldn't you say?


And the other side:



Conclusion:

I should have listened to myself and sat this one out.
But I didn't. Because Dior, you know.
Stupid me.

~~~

Po polsku:

Poniewaz podklad w poduszce Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to kolaboracja Diora z poludniowo-koreanskim gigantem kosmetycznym Amore Pacific, oczekiwalam poduszki o poludniowo-koreanskim standardzie (czyli o swiatowym standardzie).
Amore Pacific to koncern do ktorego naleza takie marki jak, miedzy innymi, Laneige i Iope. Marki Amore Pacific sa znane ze swoich podkladow w poduszkach i co roku plasuja sie na czolowych miejscach w kosmetycznych rankingach.
Od Diora oczekiwalam takiej samej jakosci.

A tymczasem to co zaserwowal nam Dior pod postacia Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to kosztowny bubel.

Podklad ten utlenia sie w ekspresowym tempie i ma zerowa trwalosc. 
Skladnik, ktory jest na czolowym miejscu marketingowej papki, edelweiss (szarotka alpejska), znajduje sie na 36 miejscu w skladzie. Caly sklad ma 48 pozycji i powyzej szarotki znajduje sie cala gama skladnikow perfumowych. To mowi samo za siebie.

Pomimo zapewnien, ze kolory tego podkladu zostaly dobrane z mysla o azjatyckich karnacjach, sa one malo trafione. Co wraz z ekspersowym utelnianiem powoduje, ze mamy trzy odcienie koszmarnej zoltosci - ciemny, ciemniejszy i karykaturalny.
Nie wiem czy eksperci kolorystyczni od Diora wiedza, ze Azjatki raczej stronia sie od slonca i ze wiele z nich odcieniowo plasuje sie w okolicach NC15. A jak ten podklad ma sie do NC15 to widac na swatchach.

Podsumowujac, Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to bubel.

16 comments:

  1. Nawet dla mnie byłaby za ciemna ta poduszka:)
    A czy azjatyckie wersje Diora,Lancome mają jakies perełki warte uwagi?

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  2. The color…dear lord XD That reminds me of most "light" shades of German drugstore foundations. Good if you wanna Cosplay an Oompah-Loompah, otherwise…
    And Edelweiss? Seriously, that's the special ingredient…

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  3. What a terrible experience, extremely disappointing esp since we expect the best from such brands.
    Hope you've recovered from the disappointment... wonder how the illuminating make up bas works, did you have a chance to try it out?

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  4. Whaaaaat?! Tragedia! Nie rozumiem jak można w kraju Azjatyckim wypuścić takie ciemne odcienie, które jeszcze oxydują! Porażka!
    To tak samo na mnie działa Lancome, który robi sie ciepły i pomarańczowy ! Fuj!
    Zachwycam sie poduszka od Sephory! Kolor miodzio, efekt bajka i jak na drogeryjna poduszkę to trzyma sie naprawdę dobrze :-)

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  5. Maybe, just maybe, they thought it was a good idea to add more darker skin tones since mayyybe they heard that Asian people always say there's not enough colour choice variety in Korean cushions? That 005 suits my skin though

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  6. Koooocham Cię za to "resume"po polsku - dziękuję/-emy!!!! Tyle wystarczy, na przyszłość również. Pozdrawiam Ewa.

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  7. What a great review you wrote, what a terrible cushion Dior made. Seriously though, I picture someone in marketing suggesting that it needed to be dark so that they could sell more cushion primer, of course! It seems like the only contribution that Amore Pacific made was to provide their cushion compact - heh it's probably in their (AP's) best interest that Dior doesn't do well anyway (more market share for them after all).

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  8. No to ładnie dali ciała. Chwilami myślę, że tak na prawdę zachodnie marki mogłyby przestać się bawić w próbowanie produkcji odpowiedników koreańskich czy japońskich produktów, bo w większości tylko się ośmieszają. Z jednej strony cieszę się, że piszesz o sprawdzasz, z drugiej współczuję wydanej kasy. Ciekawa jestem, ile jeszcze poduszek kupisz :-)

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  9. Witaj. Wybacz, że nie na temat, ale poszukuję dobrego filtra do twarzy i po przeczytaniu twojego posta o filtrach z 2014 roku zastanawiam się, jaki na dzień dzisiejszy jest twój ulubiony mocny i stabilny filtr do twarzy? (przy okazji chciałabym zapytać jaki rodzaj cery posiadasz i czy nakładasz ten sam filtr również pod oczy)? Pozdrawiam serdecznie

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    1. Chciałabym prosić cię również o pomoc w znalezieniu wiarygodnego sprzedawcy filtrów np. na ebay. Szczególnie upatrzyłam sobie filtr Biore UV AQUA Rich Watery Essence SPF50. Niestety nie wiem za bardzo, jak rozpoznać sprzedawcę oryginalnych i świeżych produktów. Bardzo proszę cię o jakiś odzew. Pozdrawiam

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    2. O rodzaju cery pisalam wiele razy - sucha, stara i pomarszczona.

      W chwili obecnej mam w rotacji okolo 10 filtrow w zaleznosci od pogody, wygody i stanu cery.

      Nie moge Ci niczego polecic, bo kazdy ma inne oczekiwania wzgledem filtrow.

      Na ebayu zakupow nie robie, wiec nie mam pojecia.

      Nowe wersje opakowan mozna zobaczyc na stronie ratzilla.com

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  10. Odzywam się w podobnej sprawie jak Buerliniii, czy zmieniłaś filtry które stosujesz teraz czy post z 2014 jest dalej aktualny? Może masz jakieś nowe filtry które Ci się sprawdziły do polecenia?

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    1. Obecnie uzywam glownie DrCiLabo, SunMedic, TrinityLine and HABA na twarz i co mam na wykonczeniu idzie na cialo.

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  11. Wow, lust for Dior cushion immediately extinguished. I love Dior, too (at least their lip products), and was the most excited for this one to come out. They would have done better to just repackage AmorePacific and put a higher price tag on it. --Angela

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  12. Wow... your cushion reviews are so thorough, detailed, and informative. I LOVE seeing the swatches. It's kind of saddening that time after time a lot of the Western cushions are disappointing and just don't live up to their brand eminence :(

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  13. Gdzie sie podziewsz? mam nadzieje ze wszytko dobrze u Ciebie :)))

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